Injoyable Jokes

# - Kamal biye koreche 8 bochor holo, er moddhe r bari theke ber hoyni se.
- Eke bole khati valobasha.
- Na, daktar boleche paralysis..

# Ekjon bibahita mohila daktar khanai gelen.
: Daktar, amar swami kromei kala hoye jacchen.
: Apnar biye hoyeche koto din ?
: 3 bochor.
: Bibahito purushera esomoy thekei sobdo dushone vogen.

# Meyer Premik: Ami apnar meyeke biye korte chai.
Meyer Baba: Tumi amar sri-k dekhecho ?
Meyer Premik: Ha, tobu apnar meye-kei amar pochondo.


# NEWLY MARRIED MAN ---- A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we ha...d ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal." "A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance? " "No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

# Ekoda 2bekti park e porichoy hoy...1st bekhti:bhaiya apnr naam ki?
2nd bekti:amr naam MODHU DHALI.apnr naam ki?
1ST bekti: amr naam SHISHI PAATI.
2Nd bekti:kno bhai?boroi ajob naam..!
1st bekti:apni Modhu dhalte parle ami shishi patte parbona???

# mirpur chiria khana te 1 din 2 bondhu galo..gia dakha..banorer khachate onek vir!! ora bola chol giaa dakha asi....ja a dakha 1ta banor take jodi kaw kisu khate da a 1st a sa oi khabar ta pasa te map daa then khaa....oi bondhu 2ta chiriakhanar lok ka jiggasa kore vai banor ta amon kano kore...lok ta bola..1din 1ta sala... ok boll khate diaa silo....se ta ra 
ber hoaa nai tai kaw kisu khate dila aga pasa te map daa.... onek din por oi frnd 2ta r 1ta new frnd ka nia ja a zoo te...banor ta ka dakhte...abar 
dakha banor ta khabar pala 1st a panite vijaa then pasa te map daa then khaa...ora abar Q kore kano ai obostha???...lok ta bola banor ta 1jon akta sigrette khate diasilo ti !!!

# 3 bondhu jhogra korche...!!1st r 3rd frnd ek dole.2nd frnd eka.
1st frnd:besi bujhis na..!
2nd frnd:tui besi bujhish na..!
1st frnd:chup thak.
2nd frnd:tui chup thak.ar ekta kotha bolle 64 ta daat fele dibo...!
3rd frnd:are,tui 64 daat falabi kamne..?manusher to 32 ta daat hoy..!
2nd frnd:ami jantam tui(3rd frnd) majhkhane naak golabi..!tai tor ta soho hiseb kore bollam..!!

# A restaurant, where all the waiters r girl. A man went to the restaurant, asked for a glass of milk nd a waitress opened her bra !!!He thought, thank GOD, not to want a glass of water !!!