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# Husband & Wife-ratey ghoomanor agey kotha bolse.wife......
"ogo..tomi office a geley ami akti dhon ar melai geasilam.kotto rokom dhon dekhlam....boro.soto,kalo.lal.mota..uff..kotto rokomer...shami khub khushi hoya bollo "amarta dekhoni"...wife khub gomvir vabey boollo hoo dekhesi melar ak konai sotto akta dhon..dekhai j...ai na"...
shami ai kotha shuney khub kosto pelo & monay monay vablo ke vabey wife k shikkha deua jai....to koiak din jauar por ak raatey....shami...
"ogo aj na ami akti voder melai giasilam.koto sundor sundor voda 
dekhlam.....lal,kalo,nil,holud,aro koto rokomer....uff..uff"..
wife khub koutohol nia bollo....amarta dekhoni.......shami....hmm......."tomarta diaito melar 
gat banaise".....

# 1 din Wife tar Panty khuje passe na, tokhon she tar Husband ar shamnei tader kajer buake proshno korlo-"ai amar Panty koi?" tokhon kajer bua bollo-"Sir, apnei to shakhkhi, gotokal rate ki ami kono Panty porsilam?.

# Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

# Unborn twin babies in mother's womb,saw a PENIS.
1st baby-abe dekh PAPA Arehe hain.
2nd baby-abe buddhu
Ye PAPA nehi UNCLE hain,
PAPA kahi raincoat nehi pehenta.

# 1980 girls: Abba,main jeans pehnu please??
Abba: Beta log kya kahenge?
2009 girls: Dady main mini skirt pehnu please?
Dady: Pehenle beta kuch to pehen le!!!

# Ques: do you know, who is the best goalkeeper in this world?
Ans: Woman.
no matter, how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in.

# Girl: I’m like a radio, my mouth's r speaker, my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. 
Man: Can I try? (touches d breast)-no sound.
Girl: U haven’t plugged in yet!

# Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

# A husband and wife were resetting their PCs password. The husband entered the new password as PENIS to the wifes disgust. The wife burst out laughing at what was on the screen-PASSWORD NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!