Cool Jokes

# Teacher says 2 student,in algebra if
A=B & B=C
IT MEans A=C.
NOw give relevant example.
Student: Sir,i love u & U love ur daughter,it MEAns I love UR DAUGHTER.

# Boy: Tumi chander lahan, tumi akasher lahan, tumi fuler lahan.
Girl: Bujji, tumi amare korbar chao.

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# : apni divorce chaichen keno ? apnas shami ki korechilo ?
: ami divorce chaici karon amar shami kichui korena. kortei parena...!!!


# daroga: apni bolsen apni e apnar shami k hotta koresen. ta kivabe koresen ?
stri: lottery pabar khobor dewatei heart fail korlen.

# Sir asks the students: Tomra ke ki hote chao?
Lipi: Sir, ami ma hote chai.
Reza: Sir, ami Lipi-ke help korte chai.

# Ek stri tar samir jonno khub jotno niye chotpoti banalo. Sami ek chamoch mukhe diyei waak thu kore fele dilo r bollo, eta ki redhecho ? gorur guborer moto ! Stri achol diye mukh chapa diye bollo, "O MA ! KOTO KICHU TASTE KORE REKHECHE !!!"


# 1 lok aladin ar kupi pise. Kupi te gosha diea gin ber korsa.
Gin: Hukum Mere aka .
Lok: Amare 10 tala bari da.
Gin thas kora lok tar gale chor mere bole "Salla! Tora 10 tala bari dita parla ami kupir vitra thaki ka"