# 1st bondhu: Janis ami ekta China
2nd bondhu: Tui ki boka !! tuito china vashai janish na...
# jamai(chithite):bou amr valobasa nio.ebr tk pathate parlamna,tai TMK ador kore 100kiss pathalam.
Bou(uttore): Ogo,tmr pathano 100kiss theke dudh walake protidin 2ta kiss dissi,mudidokandar k gelo sopahe 10t kiss diye thanda korec.sobji walake daily 5/7ta kiss dte hochhe.bariwala eituku te mane nai,tai er cheye beshi kic...hu takey dte hoyeche.tmr deya 28ta kiss ekhono
joma ache.di mashta ta diye nitey parbo.pores mashe ki tk pathate parba?naki kiss dia kaj chalabo?
# "BIG JOKES"-ekta boroloker chle futbal khela shkte chae,so he went to slams hearing dat dey realy play gud futbal.one day he went dere but dey scold him'ja bashae gia bale khaga ja'.he didnt know da meanin &ask his mom,she said,bal mane chata.nxt day pola abr khlte jeye 'magiparae ja'ei gali kheye phire mom k ask korlo... er ortho,she said dat it means office.last day he again went and they told him'bashae jeye pasae hat die c##d(sex).den he came 2 know da meanin of pasa is piana and choda means cooking rice. Onenoon , cheleta ek huzur k chata hate jte dkhlo r bollo-'o huzur,bale hat dia koi
jan? `huzur said angrily,oi bashae bap ma nai? He said'ammu bashae chudtse r dad magiparae gese.
Huzur-'astagferulla,r keu nai,beaddop pola?
He said'bon ase kntu pasa bajaitese.
# Boy:teacher would u punish me for smthng i didn't do ?
T: NO!
Boy:glad coz i didn't do my hmwork.
# On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it: I do not!
# Ek lok jiboner prothom football khela dekhte gese..!dekhte dekhte se pasher lok k bollo,ACHCHA BHAI,22 TA LOK EKTA MATRO BALL ER PICHONE DOURACHCHE KAN...?
lok ta bollo,GOAL KORAR JONNO...! Then aager lokta bollo,BALL TA TO GOL E ASE.ABAR GOL KORAR KI DORKAR..!!
# Teacher ek student k ask kortese..!
Teacher:boloto,prithibir ojon koto..??
Student:sir,prithibir ojon to jani na tobebangladesh
Teacher:pagol naki..?bolo to suni..!
Student:7 ton...!
Teacher:mane..?
Student:na mane sir, sedin ekta truck er body te lekha dekhlam je,
SOMOGROBANGLADESH
# Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheek&saying 'u r next'.but they stopped when i started doing the same with them,at funerals..
2nd bondhu: Tui ki boka !! tuito china vashai janish na...
# jamai(chithite):bou amr valobasa nio.ebr tk pathate parlamna,tai TMK ador kore 100kiss pathalam.
Bou(uttore): Ogo,tmr pathano 100kiss theke dudh walake protidin 2ta kiss dissi,mudidokandar k gelo sopahe 10t kiss diye thanda korec.sobji walake daily 5/7ta kiss dte hochhe.bariwala eituku te mane nai,tai er cheye beshi kic...hu takey dte hoyeche.tmr deya 28ta kiss ekhono
joma ache.di mashta ta diye nitey parbo.pores mashe ki tk pathate parba?naki kiss dia kaj chalabo?
# "BIG JOKES"-ekta boroloker chle futbal khela shkte chae,so he went to slams hearing dat dey realy play gud futbal.one day he went dere but dey scold him'ja bashae gia bale khaga ja'.he didnt know da meanin &ask his mom,she said,bal mane chata.nxt day pola abr khlte jeye 'magiparae ja'ei gali kheye phire mom k ask korlo... er ortho,she said dat it means office.last day he again went and they told him'bashae jeye pasae hat die c##d(sex).den he came 2 know da meanin of pasa is piana and choda means cooking rice. One
jan? `huzur said angrily,oi bashae bap ma nai? He said'ammu bashae chudtse r dad magiparae gese.
Huzur-'astagferulla,r keu nai,beaddop pola?
He said'bon ase kntu pasa bajaitese.
# Boy:teacher would u punish me for smthng i didn't do ?
T: NO!
Boy:glad coz i didn't do my hmwork.
# On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere
Written just below it: I do not!
# Ek lok jiboner prothom football khela dekhte gese..!dekhte dekhte se pasher lok k bollo,ACHCHA BHAI,22 TA LOK EKTA MATRO BALL ER PICHONE DOURACHCHE KAN...?
lok ta bollo,GOAL KORAR JONNO...! Then aager lokta bollo,BALL TA TO GOL E ASE.ABAR GOL KORAR KI DORKAR..!!
# Teacher ek student k ask kortese..!
Teacher:boloto,prithibir ojon koto..??
Student:sir,prithibir ojon to jani na tobe
Teacher:pagol naki..?bolo to suni..!
Student:7 ton...!
Teacher:mane..?
Student:na mane sir, sedin ekta truck er body te lekha dekhlam je,
SOMOGRO
# Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheek&saying 'u r next'.but they stopped when i started doing the same with them,at funerals..
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