# Shashuri: Isshor duto chukh diyechen ki korte ? Chal theke duto kakor bachte parona ? Roj khete boste ek jinish- date kakor.
Bouma: Isshor 32ta dat diyechen ki korte ? Duto kakor chibate parona ?
# Vikhari: Babu 1ta taka din...
Vodrolok: Kal esho.
Vikhari: Ei kalker chokkore amar pray lac khanik taka atke ache ei paray.
# Husband & Wife-ratey ghoomanor agey kotha bolse.wife......
"ogo..tomi office a geley ami akti dhon ar melai geasilam.kotto rokom dhon dekhlam....boro.soto,kalo.lal.mota..uff..kotto rokomer...shami khub khushi hoya bollo "amarta dekhoni"...wife khub gomvir vabey boollo hoo dekhesi melar ak konai sotto akta dhon..dekhai j...ai na"...
shami ai kotha shuney khub kosto pelo & monay monay vablo ke vabey wife k shikkha deua jai....to koiak din jauar por ak raatey....shami...
"ogo aj na ami akti voder melai giasilam.koto sundor sundor voda
dekhlam.....lal,kalo,nil,holud,aro koto rokomer....uff..uff"..
wife khub koutohol nia bollo....amarta dekhoni.......shami....hmm......."tomarta diaito melar
gat banaise".....
# Accha, amader PRESIDENT kemon manush bole apni vaben ?
-Amito take matal obosthaiE sudhu dekhechi.
-Mane ? tinito modE khan na !
-Ami ki tar kotha bolechi ? ami amar kotha bolechi.
# Unborn twin babies in mother's womb,saw a PENIS.
1st baby-abe dekh PAPA Arehe hain.
2nd baby-abe buddhu
Ye PAPA nehi UNCLE hain,
PAPA kahi raincoat nehi pehenta.
No comments:
Post a Comment