# Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Student: Bcoz, it is Black & White...
# A fish enter to bar,the bar man ask her what you want to drink..
the fish said: WATER !!!
# Boy:I luv u.
Gal:I dn't.
Boy:A u sure?
Gal: Am sure.
Boy:Waiter! Ma bll alone.
Gal:Hey....hey....I luv u vry much!
# Ami it,tumi khoa,
ami khoi,tumi moa,
ami ful,tumi kata,
ami gom,tumi ata,
ami megh,tumi bristy,
ami chokh,tumi dristy,
ami bisonno,tumi hotasha,
ami kodma,tumi batasa,
ami kanna,tumi hashi,
ami jokhkha,tumi kashi,
ami khata,tumi kolom,
ami tablet,tumi molom,
ami nodi,tumi bridge,
ami mach,tumi fridge,
ami ashi,tumi jao,
ami harai,tumi pao..!!
# A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
# Akdin akta cheyle new englis shekce..tar name celo tomal. R tar babar name celo makhon lal shorkar, So, tar schoola english teacher jegas korlo hey tomal, what'sur
# Class er pichoner koyekjon bapok hasahasi kortese dekhe sir khepe uthlen..!
Sir:ei saju,dara..!tora eto hastesiskan
Saju:sir,murgi dim pare..!hehehehehe..!
Sir:murgi dim pare ete eto hasir ki hoilo..!
Saju:eita hasir kotha na sir..!!apni pere dekhan dekhi..!!
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Student: Bcoz, it is Black & White...
# A fish enter to bar,the bar man ask her what you want to drink..
the fish said: WATER !!!
# Boy:I luv u.
Gal:I dn't.
Boy:A u sure?
Gal: Am sure.
Boy:Waiter! Ma bll alone.
Gal:Hey....hey....I luv u vry much!
# Ami it,tumi khoa,
ami khoi,tumi moa,
ami ful,tumi kata,
ami gom,tumi ata,
ami megh,tumi bristy,
ami chokh,tumi dristy,
ami bisonno,tumi hotasha,
ami kodma,tumi batasa,
ami kanna,tumi hashi,
ami jokhkha,tumi kashi,
ami khata,tumi kolom,
ami tablet,tumi molom,
ami nodi,tumi bridge,
ami mach,tumi fridge,
ami ashi,tumi jao,
ami harai,tumi pao..!!
# A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
# Akdin akta cheyle new englis shekce..tar name celo tomal. R tar babar name celo makhon lal shorkar, So, tar schoola english teacher jegas korlo hey tomal, what's
# Class er pichoner koyekjon bapok hasahasi kortese dekhe sir khepe uthlen..!
Sir:ei saju,dara..!tora eto hastesis
Saju:sir,murgi dim pare..!hehehehehe..!
Sir:murgi dim pare ete eto hasir ki hoilo..!
Saju:eita hasir kotha na sir..!!apni pere dekhan dekhi..!!
# dharabahik barthotar karone puro Indian cricket team er upor Indian ra khepe ashe..amotabosthai Sehwager bou baina dhorlo bazare jabe..take jetei hobe..oggota upai na dekhe Sehwag meyeder jama kapor pore bazare gelo...bazare ak vodro mohila take dekhe bollo 'are Sehwag'!Sehwag voi peye bollo apni amke cinlen ki kore?tokhon vodro mohila bollo 'are amake cinte parle na!ami Sachin'...
# Why did u shoot
This is the best...... Judge:why did u shoot
her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than
shooting one man every week.
# Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple… A woman does
not have a wife....!!!
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