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# Teacher: I KILLED A PERSON,convert this sentence into future tense..!
Student: the future tense is,U WILL GO TO JAIL..!!!

# Ak lok ak babu k jigges korlo,bolo to babu tumi boro na tomar baba boro.
Babu: ami boro.
Lok: kno?
Babu: ami to akhon r ammur dud khai na.Abbu to protidin khay

# 1ta ship sagor a dube gelo. 3 jon manush beche roilo. A chemist, a scientist and a mathecian. they were in an island and found a box of food which came 4rm the ship. The chemist thought how to create some explosive from the ship parts, the scientist thought of breaking the box using mechanical advantage, but the mathec...ian did nothing. he just sat under a tree and thought. Suddenly he screamed,'ureka, ureka, mone koro, amader kase 1ta kural ase.........

# Ek lok rasta diye hete jachchilo..!!hotat se dekhlo ekti barite pandal tanano r sekhane jotil khaoadao hochche..!!lok ta khaoar lov samlate parlo na..seo khete gelo..!!hotat oi barir maliker sathe loktar dekha hoye gelo..!!!
Malik:apni k bhai..!apnake to thik chinlam na..!!
Lok:na mane ami bor pokkho..!!
Malik:hahahahaha.....!
Lok:apni hastesen kano..??
Malik:eita kono biyer anusthan na..!eita amar cheler musolmanir khaoadaoa..!!!

# Jader gf ache ebong jader gf nei tara uvoyei postai...
Jader gf nei tara vabe 'ish...jodi ekta gf paitam'
Ar jader gf ache tara vabe'ish...jodi arekto valo petam!'

# Ak din ak lok bone giasilo. Tokhon ak tiger takey tara korlo. Lokta tokhon dowratey laglo. Tiger tao tar pisu pisu dowratey laglo. Kinto tiger ta kisutei takey dhor tey parsilona karon, lok ti voy pey paikhana korey diasilo. Ar tiger ta paikhanai pisla khassilo.

# bf<-->gf
bf:colo amar bashai jai..amar bashai kew nei!
gf:tomar bashai jabo?ulta palta kishu korba naki?
bf:(lojja peye)khodar koshom kishu korbo na!
gf:tahole r jeye ki korbo!!