Ha ha ha

# Bhai....Apne ki garii kinchen?
--Bolbo
-Acha tikache....bolen
--Bolam na...Bolbo
-Boblo Boblo kortesen kintu bolen to
-Are bhai....Boblo garii kinchi
hahah...get it....He bought A Volvo but he cant say it.

# a husband and wife are watching tv ,when he asks his wife to tell him something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time .she said you have the biggest cock out of all your friends..

# OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS Y...OUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ..
OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER: MENTAL PROBLEMS.

# Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's dat? 
??? 
The letter 'R'

but i like the way u thnk ;->