10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Unlimited

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Student: Bcoz, it is Black & White...

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# Boy:I luv u.
Gal:I dn't.
Boy:A u sure?
Gal: Am sure.
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Gal:Hey....hey....I luv u vry much!


# Ami it,tumi khoa,
ami khoi,tumi moa,
ami ful,tumi kata,
ami gom,tumi ata,
ami megh,tumi bristy,
ami chokh,tumi dristy,
ami bisonno,tumi hotasha,
ami kodma,tumi batasa,
ami kanna,tumi hashi,
ami jokhkha,tumi kashi,
ami khata,tumi kolom,
ami tablet,tumi molom,
ami nodi,tumi bridge,
ami mach,tumi fridge,
ami ashi,tumi jao,
ami harai,tumi pao..!!

# A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

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Sir:ei saju,dara..!tora eto hastesis kan..,??
Saju:sir,murgi dim pare..!hehehehehe..!
Sir:murgi dim pare ete eto hasir ki hoilo..!
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her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than 
shooting one man every week.

# Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple… A woman does 
not have a wife....!!!